adamalone:

pretentious:

Joe the Plumber, when asked if he was going to run for office:

I hope not. You know, I talked to God about that and he was, like, “No”.

Someone asked me yesterday why I didn’t like Sarah Palin so much, and I was so dumbfounded that all of the reasons I had to say kind of just slipped my mind. The fact that she would so heavily endorse this dumbass, well, that is one of my reasons.